The Reluctant Dragon: No. 5, Planning the Tournament (First He Waves His Spear Around)

With a one and a two

With a one, a two

And over to you

First he waves his spear around

Yes, I wave my spear around

Ah, he waves his spear around

How aesthetic

Aesthetic

Then his charge upholds the ground

Yes, my charge upholds the ground

Ah, his charge upholds the ground

How athletic

Athletic

Now you let him have a burst

Right, you let me have a burst

Oh, I give him quite a burst

How pirate technique

Technique

Then you both begin to lunge

Good, we both begin to lunge

Let's have a jolly lunge

How stimulating

Stimulating

Then he sticks you in the gut

Oh, I stick him in the gut

He sticks me, eet-a-tuck

You nasty person

Nasty person

No, it's just a bag of tricks

Make it look as though it sticks

So the crowd will get their kicks

I hope you're certain

And now, Mr. Jackman, take it away

Doo doo doo