
The X-panded Universe
From The X-panded Universe · Released 29 September 2026 · Sub Pop Records

From The X-panded Universe · Released 29 September 2026 · Sub Pop Records
25?
The chair-bound oracle
Dr. Vallance can't believe
That this girl is the perfect weapon
He was sent here to retrieve
Answers are few now
Upstate there are more like her
But Colossus isn't sure
This Texas candy heiress' between medications
On a padded room floor
Is our last hope
But it's okay
I am the dark star that your illness cannot cure
The liberation front is only eight days on foot away
The expanded universe
In the crossover event
God is only as good as the villains he invents
Everyone gets saved
Everyone gets saved
Everyone gets saved
On a bad, bad day
Let me guess
An interdimensional virus makes you wet the bed
These smirking orderlies have no idea
Just who they're dealing with
For class five angels
It turns out everything they tell you
About human love is true
And these amazing gifts once faded
Land in any old nuthouse
After you've only served them for decades
But it's okay
I have lemon cake with Mother every visitation day
And I will miss her
I will miss her when I finally escape
The expanded universe
If I understand the gist
There must be timelines like this
Where heroes don't exist
Everyone gets saved
Everyone gets saved
Everyone gets saved
On a bad, bad day
Everyone gets saved
Everyone gets saved
Everyone gets saved
Everyone gets saved
On a bad, bad day
Everyone gets saved
Everyone gets saved
Everyone gets saved
Everyone gets saved
On a bad, bad day
Everyone gets saved
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